The reason why was revealed, with a charity t-shirt now up for grabs. Feast your eyes on the stats (some of which were provided by Queen’s).
‘Squid Game’ ending explained, here’s what happened to the winner of the deadly contest
Contrary to impression by some users, the Miss England Camelot Sighting competition will never run again.
Many of you have asked me what happened to Miss Camelot Camelot Sighting. Here’s the sort of thing you could probably expect me to say in some detail about the exciting finale;
Sorry everybody, but the competition will never run again. The winner has said sorry, and I have accepted the apology. So from now on, every year on 14 January, I have no incentive to make an attempt to lure us all back for a spot in the Shark Tank. So for the next year or so, I plan to sit and sigh quietly in my office, all the while wondering how many of my older readers are reading this on their phones rather than in the flesh.
In fact, it could be months before I remember the difference between Ice cream Haus and Ice Cream Bar, having consciously decided in the immediate aftermath of the contest that it wasn’t technically my fault.
The unlikely finalist. Photograph: Queen
As a result, there will be a Missing Number version of Miss Camelot Camelot Sighting coming soon, with my young teacher, Miss Dorrit, taking the place of Miss Tamara. But you will be allowed to have your comments on my reflection in the mirror. This is really very important.
In the meantime, I would like to ask that people also write in to charity Abide with Me, through which the prize was donated, asking if they are still in touch, and to donate as well. And if you wish to buy an England footballer shirt with an image of the 2017 Miss Camelot Camelot Sighting champion on the back, that is up to you. It really is quite a good bargain, because you can often find these secondhand for a fraction of the price.